AUBREY...TELL ME HOW THAT DOG TASTES

This ish right here is the prime example of why I haven't kissed a chick since March 15, 1997...This is just some nasty ish!!!

NEW MUSICT*TRINA & FOXY BROWN - "WHATEVER YOU LIKE" (REMIX)

TFRINA & FOXY BROWN - "WHATEVER YOU LIKE" (REMIX)


IS IT ME OR DOES IT SOUND LIKE INGA IS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE KEEPING UP WITH THE BEAT ?

BACK ON MY BLOG SH*T

Please pardon my absence over the last few days. I've been busy doing the radio thing...Sitting in a few power meetings...and continuing my quest to take over this world....I might have a pretty big announcement coming in the near future..but until then, keep those eyes glued to this page...I'm back and I'm ready to go in....so lets go shall we!!!!!!


FUNK FLEX SPEAKS ABOUT R. KELLY RANT AND THE FAIZON LOVE RESPONSE

I grabbed this from SOHH.


Exclusive: Funkmaster Flex Speaks On R.Kelly from Gyant on RICK ROSS - SWAGGER LIKE US FREESTYLE


YOUNG CHRIS SPEAKS - "WE IN THE PROCESS OF LEAVING DEF JAM"(SIDEBAR...DID ANYONE ELSE KNOW THAT JEN THE PEN USED TO BE ON THE DAME DASH SHOW "ULTIMATE HUSTLER"?)

DIDDY PRESENTS P.A.T.V.


JANET JACKSON RUSHED TO HOSPITAL


Janet Jackson was recently rushed to the hospital.

According to reps, Janet was hospitalized in Montreal after suddenly falling ill during a sound check for a concert.

The concert has been rescheduled and Janet is currently under the care of physicians.


That's just a little something to hold yall over...I will be back later on tonight...I know that yall been hungry..so come and getta super plate!!!!

JENNIFER HUDSON PERFORMS "SPOTLIGHT"

JENNIFER HUDSON PERFORMED SPOTLIGHT LIVE ON THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO LAST WEEK.

T.I. DOES PHOTOSHOOT FOR AKOO CLOTHING LINE

Here is a look at TIP's photoshoot for his new clothing line AKOO.


In these pics, T.I. and Jason Geter model the new clothing line.

NO CHARGES FOR THE LOUIS VUITTON DON

Kanye West will not face any felony charges due to the altercation that he was involved in on September 11th as he was trying to leave the airport in Los Angeles.

The district attorney's office announced that they are still reviewing the case for possible misdemeanor charges.

Kanye and his manager are free on bail after being arrested for attacking a photographer and destroying his camera.

D.J. AM RELEASED FROM THE HOSPITAL*TRAVIS BARKER TO BE RELEASED IN 2 WEEKS

A week after surviving that awful plane crash that killed four people, DJ AM(Adam Goldstein) has been released from the hospital. A rep for Goldstein released a statement earlier today giving some detail on Goldstein's condition. According to the statement,"Adam Goldstein has been released from Doctors Hospital. While he is deeply saddened by the events, he is thankful for all of the love and support he has been receiving from fans and friends world wide. We ask that you continue to respect his privacy as he rests and heals and mourns the loss of his friends"

The status of Travis Barker isn't known, but People is reporting that he should be released within the next two weeks.

LIVING THE LIFE WITH J.D.*36TH BIRTHDAY PARTY

J.D. shows us how he got it in as he prepared for his 36th birthday party earlier thi week.

SAVE THE DATE!!!!!

IF YOU ARE IN THE 757, MAKE YOUR PLANS NOW TO ATTEND FIRST FRIDAY AT ENTOURAGE IN DOWNTOWN NORFOLK. ENTOURAGE IS LOCATED AT 112 BANK ST. THIS EVENT WILL BE HOSTED BY SHOWTIME "MR. TALK OF THE TOWN" WITH MUSIC BY DJ GREEN FROM THE TALK OF THE TOWN MORNING SHOW!!!!!

WHO GOT THE DRAWERS?!?!?!

The saga surrounding Ciara's photoshoot for Vibe continues, as Ci Ci now publicly states that she was not nude when the original photos were taken...All of this going back and forth is irrelevant to me, because in MY mind, Ci Ci is bucky naked and waitin for me to show her my best Mr Marcus impersonation

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BARACK GETS READY TO SUPAMAN DAT HOE!!!!

According to recent polls, Barack O had taken a major lead against Gramps McCain in the race for the White House.

Turmoil in the financial industry and growing pessimism about the economy have altered the shape of the presidential race, giving Democratic nominee Barack Obama the first clear lead of the general-election campaign over Republican John McCain, according to the latest Washington Post-ABC News national poll.

Just 9 percent of those surveyed rated the economy as good or excellent, the first time that number has been in single digits since the days just before the 1992 election. Just 14 percent said the country is heading in the right direction, equaling the record low on that question in polls dating back to 1973.

More voters trust Obama to deal with the economy, and he currently has a big edge as the candidate who is more in tune with the economic problems Americans now face. He also has a double-digit advantage on handling the current problems on Wall Street, and as a result, there has been a rise in his overall support. The poll found that, among likely voters, Obama now leads McCain by 52 percent to 43 percent. Two weeks ago, in the days immediately following the Republican National Convention, the race was essentially even, with McCain at 49 percent and Obama at 47 percent.

Lets all make sure that we get out and vote for Barack O'


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808'S AND HEARTBREAKS GETS A NEW DATE

According to Kanye's blog, he has pushed up the date for his latest project 808's and Heartbreaks.

I CHANGED MY ALBUM TO NOVEMBER SOMETHING CAUSE I FINISHED THE ALBUM AND I FELT LIKE IT.. I WANT YALL TO HEAR IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

I'm still not very enthused about an entire album of Kanye using the T-Pain voice.

T.I. AND RIHANNA PREPARE TO SHOOT NEW VIDEO

T.I. and Rihanna will be shooting the video for their song "Live Your Life" in L.A. early next month. The song which was produced by Just Blaze will be the third official single from T.I.'s Paper Trail album that will be released on September 30th.

HIT UP THE LINK BELOW TO HEAR THE SONG

T.I. F/ RIHANNA "LIVE YOUR LIFE"

ANY THOUGHTS ON THE SONG?

SOULJABOY DARES FRIEND TO DRINK A WHOLE BOTTLE OF PATRON

This video is wild as hell...Soulja Boy bets one of his flunkies $10,000 to drink an entire bottle of patron at one time. I'm wondering if this video is real, b/c as a patron drinker myself, I know that this is damn near impossible!!!!

CHRIS ROCK SPEAKS ON CLINTON AND PALIN

Chris Rock visited David Letterman and gave his opinion on Bill, Hillar, and Sarah Palin.

WHO SAID THERE WAS A RECESSION GOING ON?

Bust It Baby Bey has been named one of the top entertainment money makers so far this year. Forbes magazine has released it's annual list of "Worlds Best-Paid Music Stars"

B.B.B. hit the list at number two by making over $80 million in a 12 month period.

Here is the list in it's entirety.

10. Gwen Stefani- $27 Million
9. Genesis- $ 31 million
8. Van Halen- $35 million
7. Rascal Flatts- $40 million
6. Celine Dion- $40 million
5. Madonna- $40 million
4. Justin Timberlake- $44 million
3. Toby Keith- $48 million
2. Beyonce Knowles- $80 million
1. The Police- $115 million

THE DARK MAN RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL

According to a few online sources, rapper Earl Simmons was recently rushed to a hospital in Florida due to stroke like symptoms.

Earl was reportedly taken to a medial facility in Aventura due to a "fear of stroke" yesterday.

Ironically, Earl was supposed to appear in front of judge in Arizona today.

Story developing..I will keep u posted on the life and times of Earl Simmons

SNEAK PEAK-NOTORIOUS MOVIE TRAILER

The jury is still out on this one...I don't want to be fooled into thinking that this is a good movie, and then it turns out to be a Blakbuster movie of the week...R.I.P Big Poppa!!!!

KEYSHIA COLE PERFORMS LIVE AND APPEARS ON TV 1

I just realized that I have been neglecting my Bust It Baby Key Lo Lo over the last couple of weeks. I don't want her to think that I have forgotten about her like Young Jeezy did.

Here is some footage from a recent performance in Albany New York at a Back To School concert.


Also, Key Lo Lo was recently interviewed by Cathy Hughes for the show TV One on One. The episode airs on September 21st at 10pm ET.


Ms. Cole talks to Ms. Hughes about her upcoming CD, saying it’s going to be very different,than her previous two albums “’cause I’m not talkin’ about being so…heartbroken.” She tells Hughes…”it’s time to lighten up and have a good time for this album.”

Ms. Hughes and Ms. Cole talk about her huge BET hit reality series, The Way It Is, the way her whole family is involved, how unusual it is to show African American families in therapy, and how important getting her family back in order is to Ms. Cole. She tells Ms. Hughes that she would like for the upcoming season to be the last one. When asked why, Ms. Cole says “Well, I’ve shown the beginning. I’ve shown the way that we’re tryin’ to change, and now this is what we’ve become.

DIDDY CAN'T BLAME CASSIE FOR THIS SH*T

Diddy forgot to look where he was walking at a recent stop in New York. He messed around and landed in some deep dog shit.

SOLANGE SAYS VOTE FOR CHANGE

THERE ARE ONLY A FEW DAYS LEFT FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE NOT REGISTERED TO VOTE YET!!!!!

THERE IS A WEBSITE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO REGISTER TO VOTE ONLINE, REQUEST TO VOTE ABSENTEE, AND ALSO FIND YOUR POLLING LOCATIONS.

IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, THE RACE IS GETTING CLOSER. IF YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT BARACK OBAMA IS OUR NEXT PRESIDENT, YOU NEED TO GO TO VOTEFORCHANGE.COM AND GET SUPER STRAIGHT!!!!!


REMEMBER....BARACK OR DIE!!!!!

JEEZY KEEP DAT SH*T

Only Young Jizzle can turn an interview about being a smart businessman into asking the person interviewing him if he knows where the good weed is at!!!

FAIZON LOVE RESPONDS TO FUNK FLEX

This is kinda random...What Blackbuster movie of the week did Faizon Love fall out of to throw in his two cents on the Chester The Molester R. Kelly situation. Since when is it okay to start defending a man who is known to have relations with girls under 18 years of age.

It sounds like Flex and Faizon might have some personal history with each other. They look like they could be brothers, so maybe this some sort of sibling rivalry.

BEHIND THE SCENES*T.I.- WHAT'S UP WHAT'S HAPPENIN

Clifford proves that since he set the standard in Atlanta he still has his hood pass and is allowed in his old neighborhood of Bankhead. Part of this video takes place in front of Club Crucial. I'm willing to bet that those bastards who broke into my rental car a few weeks ago when I was in Atlanta at Club Crucial is somewhere in this video sayin "Whaaaaat Uppppp".

DJ KHALED PERFORMS WITH RICK ROSS, TRICK DADDY, ACE HOOD, AND BRISCOE

The only thing that is really relevant about this video is the fact that Trick Daddy and Officer Ross hug it out at the 1:23 mark.

PHARELL HAS WINDOWS

Computer software giant Microsoft has tapped Virginia producer Pharrell Williams as their newest spokesperson.

The new campaign is reportedly worth about $300 million, and will also feature Deepak Chopra and actress Eva Longoria.

There is no word yet, as to when P.Willy's commercials will begin airing.

BEHIND THE SCENES OF LIL WAYNE'S XXL PHOTOSHOOT

Hearing XXL Editor In Chief Datwon Thomas give a lame ass explanation as to why Lil Wayne is on the cover of his magazine for the 1,745th time isn't really important to me. What I am concerned about is why nobody told Mr. Carter that rocking one sock high and one sock low while doing a Chris Brown dance impersonation isn't really the best look for him .

NEW MUSIC*MUSIQ SOULCHILD F/ MARY J. BLIGE - IF YOU LEAVE

MUSIQ SOULCHILD F/ MARY J. BLIGE - IF YOU LEAVE

FUNK FLEX REPLIES TO R. KELLY

I never thought I would agree with the Payola King so much...But he is speaking the truth about the way that we as a society have accepted Robert Kelly's actions

SNEAK PEAK*JAMIE FOXX AND ROBERT DOWNEY JR. STAR IN THE SOLOIST

Oscar winner Jamie Fox and Robert Downey Jr. team up for the new movie "The Soloist." The movie centers around Jamie Foxx's character who is an extremely talented musician that loses his way do to the effects of mental illness. Robert Downey Jr. plays a newspaper writer who forms a bond with Jamie's character after a chance encounter. The trailer is below.

MISS JACKSON..CUZ I'M NASTY

Janet goes so hard and helps this young man get his rocks off at a recent concert.

JADAKISS SPEAKS ON JAE HOOD AND THE INTERNETS!!!

Jada says F*ck Jae Hood, and speaks about how the myspace and the "Internets"(see 1:28) are going to start getting people locked up. Pretty funny stuff right here, Jada is always good for a good sound clip.

T.I. DENIES BEING A DEAD BEAT!!!

Clifford recently released a statement in regards to claims that one of his BM's is requesting an increase in child support payments. I didn't read this entire statement because I'm too busy trying to figure out how I am going to pay my own damn child support by the 17th. But, hey if you got an extra few minutes on your hands to read about Cliff's baby mamma drama, please be my guest. In the meantime I am going to be over here seeing how many DVDs and Playstation games I can take to the pawn shop to make my payment for the month...Holla at me in the chat box if you need me!!!!!

"A lot of deceiving information has been reported regarding my recent child support proceeding. It is unfortunate that the media has been used to manipulate the circumstances and distort the facts. Those that know me, all know that there is nothing more important to me than my children. I have always supported all of my children financially, emotionally, and spiritually. This has always been the case and I will continue to do so in the future as this is my responsibility as a parent.

To clarify the recent reports, in addition to the $2000 per month I pay in cash to Lashon Dixon, the mother of my sons Domani and Messiah, I also pay for their private schooling, medical insurance, clothing, food, gifts, birthdays and extracurricular activities. Their extra-curricular activities have included football, basketball, baseball, acting lessons, summer camp, and any other activities that they express a desire to be involved in that will contribute to them leading balanced lives and developing into well rounded individuals. I have also made an attempt to help Lashon with additional payments that have included a down payment to purchase her home, purchase of an automobile for her transportation and other financial obligations. These expenses are documented and are far in excess of the $2000 cash payment that is being paid direct to Lashon. She has chosen not to work and to live 100% from her child support receipts. This is the reason for her difficulties in making ends meet for herself.

Not only do I support my boys 100% financially, I am also committed to their emotional and spiritual growth. While I would enjoy the luxury of being present for all of my children's activities, unfortunately the demands of my career and the need to secure my family's financial security as well as insuring my kid's personal growth dictates that I travel constantly and work tirelessly. Despite my hectic schedule, I make it a priority to be present for important occasions in their lives.This includes being home for their birthdays, school functions and being present at as many of their extra-curricular activities as I am able. I also am available to them at all times to provide guidance and support as a father regardless of my schedule or location. They are my first priority.

Again, there is nothing more important to me than my children. This is demonstrated by my effort to support them in every way that I can. Any reasonable person knowing the facts would conclude that all of my children's needs are being far exceeded. My support of them in every way is documented and cannot be legitimately challenged.I believe that it is every parent's responsibility to provide unconditional love and support for their kids. I have made every attempt to do so for my boys. Again, I provide 100% of their financial support. I should only be judged for my actions and not Lashon's conscience decision not to work and not to contribute to the financial support of our boys.

W.E.B.B.I.E GETS PICKED UP BY THE P.O.L.I.C.E

Webbie was arrested yesterday and charged with felony eluding after a high speed chase in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.

According to reports, Webster began driving erratically and attempting to get away from the cops as they tried to pull him over for a routine traffic stop.

A pursuit ensued after Webbie ignored sirens and dipped out on cops in his 2009 Dodge Challenger. During the pursuit, Webbster crashed his whipped, hopped out, and rode away in a 1993 Crown Vic.

Police somehow caught up with Webster, wiped him down and took his dumb ass to jail

THE STALLIONAIRES ARE BACK!!!!

Just when I thought that it was safe to turn my television to VH1 again, they go and pull some crap like this. They have decided to give brothers Chance and Real their own reality show. The network which is starting to become infamous for it's recurring reality show themes recently announced that The Stallionaires will star in a show entitled Real Chance of Love.

VH1 plans on shooting the show with 15 aspiring actresses I mean video hoes or slut buckets female contestants who move into a home in an attempt to compete for the love of the two brothers.

I'm sure you know the drill by now...Just think Flava of Love with an extra perm in the house.

This Bullshit Real Chance of Love premieres on VH1 on November 3rd.

THE BMF BOYS GET 30 YEARS

Demetrius “Big Meech” and his brother Terry “Southwest T” Flenory were sentenced to 30 years a piece in Federal prison on Friday. The two masterminds behind the BMF empire were charged with running a cocaine ring worth over $270 million.

The two BMF leaders were arrested in 2005 after a 14 year Federal investigation that resulted in over 150 indictments.

VOTE FOR CHANGE!!!!!!

THERE ARE ONLY A FEW DAYS LEFT FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE NOT REGISTERED TO VOTE YET!!!!!

THERE IS A WEBSITE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO REGISTER TO VOTE ONLINE, REQUEST TO VOTE ABSENTEE, AND ALSO FIND YOUR POLLING LOCATIONS.

IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, THE RACE IS GETTING CLOSER. IF YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT BARACK OBAMA IS OUR NEXT PRESIDENT, YOU NEED TO GO TO VOTEFORCHANGE.COM AND GET SUPER STRAIGHT!!!!!


REMEMBER....BARACK OR DIE!!!!!

GUCCI MANE GETS A YEAR

Going to see your P.O. high on X and wth alcohol in your system isn't really the way to keep your freedom....YEA HE GEEKED UP!!!! See ya in 12 months Gucci!!!

DIDDY DADDY DAY CARE

Diddy spending some time in the pool with his littlest Bad Girls Jessie James and De'Lila Star.

NEW VIDEO*T.I. WHAT'S UP, WHAT'S HAPPENIN

I love a good diss song, and this one is one of the better ones of the last year or so. Too bad that the beef between Clifford and Carlos has reportedly been squashed. Hopefully this video will cause the peace treaty to lose its effectiveness, and Carlos will retaliate with a video of Carlos smokin a blunt with one of Clifford's baby mammas.

KANYE GOES WILD...WATCH THE VIDEO!!!

Here is the video footage from the incident that landed Yeezy in handcuffs at L.A.X earlier this mornng.

GO SHOPPING WITH SOLANGE

Sexy Solo hooked up with Myspace for a video called "The Fit With Solange."
Cameras followed Solange around as she shopped for clothes in Beverly HillsMySpace Presents: The Fit with Solange

MR. WEST ARRESTED AT L.A.X.

Yeezy allegedly spazzed out on a paparazzi in L.A.X. earlier this morning.

Here is the story according to TMZ...

Erik says he was at Terminal 4 (American Airlines) when he noticed a still photog taking several pictures of Kanye West. Erik says West rushed the photog and grabbed his camera. A struggle ensued and the still guy was screaming, "Police, help!" Erik says Kanye then took the still camera and threw it on the ground, breaking it into pieces.

Erik then went over to Kanye, his camera rolling, when Kanye's bodyguard walked up to him, realized Erik was taping, and said, "Give me the camera, give me the camera." Erik responded that he had a press pass and had a right to shoot. The assistant then grabbed the camera, ripped off the mic and viewfinder and smashed it to the ground.

Erik says Kanye then tried to leave to board his plane, but cops stopped him before he got to security. The cops then interviewed Erik, the still photog, Kanye and his assistant..

This is where it gets crazy. The cops asked Erik if he videotaped the incident and Erik said he had. That's when Kanye lunged toward him and said, "Give me the fu***ng videotape." Cops had to restrain Kanye as he tried coming at Erik.

I wonder if he told the police that he would not talk to them without the T-Pain auto tuner on his voice!

SUPAHEAD TALKS ABOUT EDDIE WINSLOW'S "ASS DUST"

Uggggggghhhhkkkk!!!!!

BEHIND THE SCENES*NAS- MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND

YOUNG JEEZY DEBUTS AT # 1

Jeezy does pretty good first week numbers considering the climate of today's industry.

Young Jeezy claims his second chart-topper on the Billboard 200 as “The Recession” starts at No. 1 this week. The Def Jam set moved 260,000 copies in the United States, according to Nielsen SoundScan, 92,000 short of the 352,000-unit start for his previous No. 1, 2006’s “The Inspiration.”

source:Billboard

NEW VIDEO*HI HATER(REMIX) - MAINO F/ T.I., SWIZZ BEATZ, PLIES, JADAKISS AND FABOLOUS

JERMAINE DUPRI - LIVING THE LIFE FROM THE VMAS

T.I. AND DANJAHANDZ PRIVATE VMA DINNER

HERE IS A LOOK AT THE PRIVATE DINNER EVENT THAT WENT DOWN YESTERDAY HERE IN L.A. FOR THE VMAS

OMAR EPPS, TINY, T.I., AND KEYSIA EPPS
T.I. AND BUSTA RYMES
TIP AND TINY
T.I. AND BRYAN MICHAEL COX
DANJAHANDZ AND KEYSHIA COLE
DANJAHANDZ, THE INCREDIBLE MISS LARGO, D.WOODS, AND SMACK
FABOLOUS AND EM DIDDY..WHADDUP EMILY?!?!
OMAR EPPS AND T.I.

I DON'T LAND AT THE AIRPORT...

I'm going to be traveling all morning on Friday yall...I am headed out to L.A. for the 2008 MTV VMA's. Don't worry about a thang, because I will be reporting on any and everything that I see out there. I already have some interviews set up and I will be hitting yall up with the entire play by play from the West Coast. So if you come here and you don't see any new posts, I don't wanna hear any blood clot crying, because I got a lot in store for you over the next couple of days!!!!!

Feel free to browse the site and leave as many comments on as many topics as you like while I'm gone...So, until I touch down in the other time zone...DEUCES!!!!

7 MILLIE IN HERE...7 MILLIE IN THERE...

Floyd "Money" Mayweather was recently relieved of about $7 million in jewelery recently.

Cops say that four men got into Mayweather's Las Vegas home by breaking a bedroom window on August 17th and got away with the goods while Floyd was gone. No other items were reported stolen from the home. There is currently an active investigation into the robbery.

BARACK O GETS READY TO EAT MCCAIN FOR BREAKFAST!!!!

According to the NEW YORK POST Barrack O has increased his lead on John McCain in recent polls...

Barack Obama added to his lead over John McCain, hitting the 50 percent for the first time in a poll of registered voters conducted by Gallup. The poll was taken from Aug. 20 to Sept. 1 and was released today.

McCain, whose VP candidate Sarah Palin has dominated headlines since he announced she was his pick Friday, was eight points behind at 42 percent.

This beats Barack's previous high of 49 percent, which he hit in late July after he returned from a tour of the Middle East and Europe.

McCain's highest level in the Gallup poll is 48 percent, which he hasn't seen since late April/early May.

L.L. COOL J. OPENING UP FOR JANET JACKSON

I love J.D's youtube blogs man....In this episode he sneaks behind the scenes and gets Janet Jackson to confess that L.L. Cool J. will be the opening act for her upcoming Rock Witchu tour.

LMAO @ "Penny" mumbling "Get the fuck outta here" at the end of the video.


Here are the dates for the tour that have been confirmed so far
SEP 10 - Vancouver, BC - General Motors Place
SEP 13 - Oakland, CA - Oracle Arena
SEP 19 - Las Vegas, NV - Mandalay Bay Events Center
SEP 20 - San Diego, CA - San Diego Sports Arena
SEP 25 - Chicago, IL - Allstate Arena
SEP 27 - Detroit, MI - Palace Of Auburn Hills
SEP 28 - Toronto, ON - Air Canada Centre
SEP 29 - Montreal, QC - Bell Centre
OCT 1 - Boston, MA - TD Banknorth Garden
OCT 2 - Philadelphia, PA - Wachovia Center
OCT 4 - Greensboro, NC - Greensboro Coliseum Complex
OCT 5 - Atlanta, GA - Philips Arena
OCT 7 - Fort Lauderdale, FL - BankAtlantic Center
OCT 15 - Washington, DC - Verizon Center
OCT 17 - East Rutherford, NJ - Izod Center
OCT 21 - Houston, TX - Toyota Center
OCT 22 - Dallas, TX - American Airlines Center

LAWD...LAWD...LAWD..LOOK WHAT I FOUND

If you are one of those people who just come to this page to look at the pictures, you might be asking yourself right now "Self...who are these Jim Bean Whiskey drinkin, assault rifle holdin...bandanna wearin'...pose for the camera now flick flick middle America Caucasian teenagers on Showtime's website."

Well I have good news and bad news...

The good news is that these pictures are of Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin's 17 year old daughter Bristol hangin out with some friends recently. As you can see, Bristol really knows how to have a good time...Underage drinking and shotguns are the backbone of the Grand Ol' Party...

The bad news is that if you don't get out and vote, and John McCain is elected President of the U.S. then this chick's mom is going to be a heartbeat away from being the next President. None of us really want that to happen...DO WE!?!!?!

Oh yea...and in case you have been living under a rock...this youngin is also PREGNANT!!!!

Can somebody please pick up the phone and call my sweet Jesus and let him know that we gon' need some help down here if these people get elected into office!!!!!

NEW MUSIC*CURTIS AND T-PAIN "YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT" FREESTYLE

Curtis hops on the T-Pain Auto tune and remixes "I Can't Believe It"

Cuuurtis - "You Won't Belive Me" Freestyle